They Caught the New York Mole People — Looking for Gold!
Ward Clark X Follow @TheGreatLander | 3:29 PM on September 25, 2026
For some time now, we've been puzzling over the fact that we keep seeing people emerge from manholes in New York City and run away. Wags have dubbed them the "mole people," but there's been no indication who these people are, or what they were doing in the labyrinthine New York underground.
That is, until now. Two of the mole people have been caught, and it turns out that they were looking for gold.
Yes, really.
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The moles want gold!
Two nitwit nightcrawlers — including a particularly portly “mole person” — were busted Thursday for diving into a Manhattan manhole in a subterranean quest for precious metals, police and law-enforcement sources said.
Cops nabbed Kevin Rodriguez, 26, and Samuel Reveron, 25 – both Venezuelan citizens – near their Queens homes in connection to a surreal pre-dawn Wednesday sewer escapade just steps from the Loews Regency New York on the Upper East Side.
This seems more like a side plot in a silly 1980s slapstick comedy movie, like D.C. Cab or Caddyshack, than a serious story from one of our major cities — but here we are. And, yes, they were looking for treasure: Gold and jewels, in an unconventional setting.
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The strange shenanigans could end up shedding light on the motivations of mysterious “mole people” spotted popping out of sewers — as Reveron admitted to fishing for gold in the city’s steamy depths, prosecutors said.
“We go into the sewers to look for valuables that go into the sewer drains,” he allegedly told a police officer, according to prosecutors.
Reveron and his accused compatriot — the jumbo-sized sewer spelunker Rodriguez — were arraigned Friday on trespass and conspiracy charges in Manhattan court.
READ MORE: https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/09/25/they-caught-the-new-york-mole-people-looking-for-gold-n2207387?_gl=1*bpa6hv*_up*MQ..*_ga*OTEwNjAyODE1LjE3OTAzNjcyMjU.*_ga_4FVPYFLVLC*czE3OTAzNjcyMjQkbzEkZzAkdDE3OTAzNjcyMjQkajYwJGwwJGgw
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