Biden’s avalanche of problems
Hunter, Major and offering handshakes to walls
By R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. - - Tuesday, April 19, 2022
OPINION:
April, the great poet T.S. Eliot has tried to tell us, is the cruelest month of the year, and yet we continue to go out without our raincoats. Many pedestrians even forget their windbreakers. What about the fate of the flagship of Russia’s Black Sea Fleet, the Moskva? A stray cigarette was presumably tossed on the floor of one of the ship’s secured ammunition rooms and kaboom, the ship went down along with some 500 luckless Russian sailors. They could not even get help from their Ukrainian cousins, yucking it up a few miles away.
Thus far it has also been a dreadful month for Hunter Biden and his forgetful father, the president of the United States, Joe Biden. What has been called “the laptop from hell” — actually it is Hunter’s abandoned laptop — continues to reveal its secrets. There is evidence that Hunter was experimenting with cocaine en route to fentanyl when he still had the laptop in his possession. Nor could he resist taking a selfie of himself in a pornographic pose. Finally, he abandoned himself terribly over essential toiletry details such as going for weeks without a proper haircut, or a proper shave, and he appeared on several occasions to suffer an advanced case of head lice. What is more, his hair is thinning, and it appears that his shirttail is out at least once and on another occasion he appeared shirtless.
As for his dad, there was that speech he gave in North Carolina last week. It was greeted enthusiastically until he turned his back on the audience and attempted to shake hands with the wall. The wall did not respond. Then it appeared that he tried to hug the wall. Again, no response. He has been dodging questions about his son, and now questions about Mr. Biden’s age are cropping up. If he runs again in 2024 he will be almost 82 years old on election day, and if he runs in 2028 he will be almost 86. People are talking about having age limits for running for office, yet that could eliminate the entire upper tier of the Democratic Party.
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